
Charm City Yodeller
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Baltimore's Vibes, 7 Days a Week
Midweek and Baltimore's not slowing down for anybody. Myles Smith finally plays his rescheduled Pier Six show, the Orioles close out their Guardians series at Camden Yards, Keystone Korner's got a full-blown Louis Armstrong tribute with dancers and everything, and the Senator's got the movie Warner Bros. tried to bury finally back on a big screen. You've earned this one — 23 verified events below. Let's go.
🎵 Music & Nightlife
Myles Smith – My Mess, My Heart, My Life Tour @ Pier Six Pavilion
The UK breakout was originally booked here back in June — got rescheduled, and now it's finally happening. Doors for the debut arena-level tour hitting the waterfront at 8 PM. If "Stargazing" has been stuck in your head all year, tonight's the night.
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Gunhild Carling & The Wonderful World of Louis Armstrong @ Keystone Korner
A full jazz revue — musicians, singers, and dancers — built around Satchmo's catalog, led by multi-instrumentalist Gunhild Carling. 7 PM, $35 regular / $40 premium ($15 to stream if you can't make it in person). This is the real deal, not a tribute-band knockoff.
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Claudio Silva Quartet feat. Jason Arkins & Alex Brown @ An die Musik Live
Guitarist Claudio Silva leads a tight quartet with saxophonist Jason Arkins and pianist Alex Brown for a night of straight-ahead jazz in one of the city's best listening rooms. 7 PM, $25 general ($10 students).
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Pinwheel Daisy, Krime Slugs, Liger Bombs, and Still Bones @ The Ottobar
A four-band DIY bill, doors at 7 PM, all ages. This is exactly the kind of scrappy weeknight lineup that makes the Ottobar the Ottobar — no cover charge published, so just show up.
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Trivia & Karaoke Night @ Upstairs at the Ottobar
Doors at 6, trivia kicks off at 7, karaoke takes over at 9:30. Free to play, and it's the upstairs room, so you can dip out whenever your dignity requires it.
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Jesse Moody & Co. @ Cat's Eye Pub
Fells Point's tiniest, best dive has Jesse Moody bringing his R&B-funk-rock-pop blend from 8 PM to midnight. No cover, obviously — it's Cat's Eye.
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Jim E. Brown @ Mobtown Ballroom
Live music in the ballroom from 7 to 11 PM. Price wasn't published anywhere we could confirm — check at the door.
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Drivin N Cryin w/ Laid Back Country Picker @ Rams Head On Stage (Annapolis)
Southern rock road warriors Drivin N Cryin bring their "Crushing Flowers" tour to Annapolis — not Baltimore proper, but close enough for a Wednesday-night road trip. Doors 7, show 8. Tickets via AXS, not sold out as of press time.
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🎤 Comedy
The Boiler Room @ The Port Comedy Club
A free stand-up showcase, 21+, doors around 7:30/8 PM. Can't beat that price for a weeknight laugh.
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Mike Winfield @ Magooby's Joke House
Doors 7, show 7:30. 18+, two-item minimum. Price wasn't published — check the venue site before you go.
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🎨 Arts & Culture
"Matisse and Martinique: Portraits and Poetry" @ Baltimore Museum of Art
On view now through October 25 — not a one-night thing, but worth a Wednesday detour if you haven't been yet. Free, 10 AM–5 PM.
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Profs & Pints Baltimore: Reflecting on Narcissists @ Guilford Hall Brewery
Clinical psychologist Brian A. Sharpless breaks down narcissism — the actual clinical kind, not the internet kind — over pints. Doors 5, talk starts 6:30. $13.50 advance / $15 students / $17 at the door.
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Opening Reception & Artist Talk: Myungsook Ryu Kim's "Encounter" @ Towson University Asian Arts Gallery
New exhibition opening with the artist herself in the room. 7–9 PM, free, Center for the Arts room 2037.
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Matthew Palumbo, Piano @ UMBC — Linehan Concert Hall
A lecture-recital centered on Samuel Barber's Piano Sonata, Op. 26. Free, no tickets needed, 7:30–9:30 PM.
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🎬 Screen Time
"Hope" opens @ The Charles Theatre
Na Hong-jin (the guy behind The Wailing) is back with a Korean creature-feature about hunters tracking something that's devastating a remote harbor town. Opens today. Showtimes weren't published as of press time — check thecharles.com. Standard house pricing is $12–14.
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"Coyote Vs. Acme" @ The Senator Theatre
Remember when Warner Bros. shelved this one entirely for a tax write-off and fans lost their minds? It got un-shelved, and now you can actually see it. 12:55 and 3:55 PM on the Senator's big screen.
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Transfiguration International Film Festival @ 2640 Space
Night two of three for this indie/experimental film fest hosted by Animation Love Affair. 5:30 PM, $11, ages 16+.
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⚾ Sports & Outdoors
Orioles vs. Cleveland Guardians @ Oriole Park at Camden Yards
The finale of a three-game series. First pitch 6:35 PM at the Yard.
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🦀 Community, Food & Family
Community Stitch Night @ Creative Alliance
Drop-in sewing and mending, open to anyone, 6–8 PM, free. Part of a weekly fall series in the Marquee Lounge.
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Stitch Your Own Back-to-School Notebook @ Enoch Pratt Free Library — Edmondson Avenue
A teen-focused craft workshop: assemble and saddle-stitch your own notebook, back-to-school themed. Free, no registration, 3–4 PM.
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Common Moves with Common Tone @ Enoch Pratt Free Library — Canton
A music-and-movement program for little ones and caregivers, held at Church on the Square behind the Canton branch. Free, 10:30 AM.
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Weekly Happy Hour @ Peabody Heights Brewery
New weekly series: $2 off pints, 25% off apps, 4–6 PM. A solid excuse to knock off early.
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Greg's Shitty Trivia @ Peabody Heights Brewery
Exactly what it says on the tin — free to play, 7:30–10 PM. The name undersells it; people take this seriously.
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⭐ Our Bonus Pick
Gunhild Carling & The Wonderful World of Louis Armstrong @ Keystone Korner
7 PM · $35–$40 (or $15 to stream) · 1350 Lancaster St.
This is the pick tonight because it's not just a set — it's a full-cast tribute revue, with singers and dancers alongside the band, built around one of the most influential catalogs in American music. Keystone Korner is one of Baltimore's best rooms for exactly this kind of night: intimate, serious about the music, and worth dressing up a little for. A Wednesday night jazz show that actually feels like an event.
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That's a Wrap!
That's 23 verified things to do on a Wednesday — go pick one (or three). Tomorrow's looking even bigger, so get some rest. Until then: yodel it from the rooftops. 🗣️⛰️
